The Bachelor Season 19 Season Finale Recap!! 800 Acres = 1.5 Square Miles

On the season finale of The Bachelor, the ladies visit Chris’s family in Arlington!
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Luckily for the ladies, they are staying an hour away at Hotel Julien in Dubuque.
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Whitney is up first.

Whitney loves Chris, she loves his mom, she loves his sisters, she loves his dad, she probably loves the smell of his poop too…
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There really isn’t anything else to report back from Whitney’s time in Arlington.
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After Whitney leaves, Jason, the bro-in-law, drops some knowledge on Chris.

But Chris could have them both, couldn’t he?
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The bro-in-laws agree!  Polygamy it is!!

Becca is up next!

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I mean…. If I was going to meet my future in-laws I might button an extra button on my shirt…. Just sayin’
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This was real cute….
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It looks like Becca and Whitney scored the same seat at the dinner table.
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Becca was very honest with Chris’s family.
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Later that night, Chris went to Becca’s hotel suite and asked her some hard questions.  But unfortunately…
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Chris and Whitney meet at Chris’s farm before they go on their final date.
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Oh wait, this is their final date… Harvesting corn!

Harvesting Corn

With Chris’s dad!
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Oh wait, wrong season… Whitney is not on a beautiful island. She is in Arlington. If you are interested, here are some facts about Iowa’s corn production.
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After chucking down some corn, they head to Chris’s abode to lay by the fire.
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The romance continues as they travel an hour to Whitney’s Hotel room to have their final make out session.
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After his time with Whitney he meets the man of his dreams, Neil Lane.
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To pick out a ring for the love of his life. Who will it be…. Becca, who may be stoned…

Or Whitney????

I guess we are about to find out. It is all happening IN THIS BARN….
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Ummm, every girl who goes on The Bachelor most likely dreams of getting proposed to in a barn, with no heat, right? WRONG!!! I am pretty sure they had something a little more luxurious in mind…..

Like Barbados!
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Or maybe Tahiti?
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Fiji wouldn’t be bad..
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Antigua! I could do that.
Chris and Des

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO NOT WANT…. THIS….
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Actually it wouldn’t matter to me where I got engaged just so it wasn’t 30 below…
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Whitney wins, antifun robot Becca loses, and…
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The END.

Click on the link below to download the fantasy league scorecard for season 19!!

The Bachelor Season 19 Fantasy League Scorecard

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The Bachelor Season 19, Episode 9: Monkey Business

This week, The Bachelor was a snooze fest.
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So I am going to keep this short and sweet.
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Here are some of my top moments from episode 9.

This monkey having his morning coffee.
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When this monkey surprised Chris.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe

And then peed on him.
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This bathtub.
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When Whitney and Chris did this.
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This dress was not a highlight.
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When Becca told Chris her big secret.
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These getups.
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And when Chris sent Kaitlyn home in this minivan.
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Hopefully Chris Harrison has something up his sleeve for next weeks “Women Tell All” episode.
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Here are The Bachelor fantasy league draft results for episode 8 & 9.

Here are some photos I dug up from this seasons “Women tell All” taping.
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