Survivor Season 29, Episode 11: “It’s Just Like Cream Cheese”

This week on Survivor, Reed and Alec are pissed at Keith for blowing their plan at tribal.
Keith

Jon and Jaclyn get into a fight about who told Jon to play his idol first and who should get credit for it, Jaclyn or Natalie. Lovers Squirrels.
Jon Jaclyn

The reward challenge is all about how well the tribe knows each other. The winner gets to go horseback riding to a beautiful resort where they will enjoy some BBQ beef, BBQ chicken, brownies and a good night sleep.

They last one standing with his or her skull still in tact wins.

After Keith, Reed and Alec got their skull crushed, the “fab” 5 alliance started to chat about how the rest of the reward challenge should play out. Jeff isn’t pleased.

The “fab” 5 decide that Missy will win.
MissyWins

Missy decides to send Jon to exile and to take Baylor and Natalie with her on the reward.

And before they headed off to paradise, Reed had something to say to Baylor.

Baylor

At Exile, Jon found the hidden immunity idol.

Meanwhile, Missy, Baylor and Natalie traveled to the resort via horse,
horseback riding

drank mimosas and ate some beef and brownies.

And back at camp, Alec flirted with Jaclyn.
Alec Jaclyn flirt

Alec’s thoughts on flirting….

Keith won the immunity challenge! Keith’s strategic game is nonexistent but if he can keep winning immunity challenges he may have a shot at making it to the final 3.

When Jon got back from exile, Jaclyn wanted to debrief him on the haps at camp but Jon just wanted to be hugged.

At tribal, Jaclyn and Jon were the swing vote once again. It’s between Missy and Reed…. The 10th person voted out and 4th member of the jury is….
REed

Later Reed.
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On Day 30, Jeff welcomes the tribe to the reward challenge and lets them know that the winner will receive a spaghetti dinner in bed??? I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t want to eat spaghetti in bed. Sounds weird. Apparently Missy and Baylor think it is a great idea.

Baylor

Missy and Baylor, sorry about your bad luck but Natalie won and decided she would rather share her bed with Jon and Jaclyn.
Bed

Jon, the sommelier wannabe, brags to Natalie about his knowledge of wine as he aggressively swirls

and swishes.

After her night in bed with the couple, Natalie talks to Baylor about blindsiding Jon.
Natalie

But unfortunately for the ladies, Jon wins immunity.

On to plan B, Natalie plans to rig the vote so that Keith stays over Alec. But she doesn’t want to piss off her alliance.

At tribal council…. A rat stops by to say hi.

And Natalie sticks with her plan and votes to take out Alec! Nice move Natalie!!!! Alec was worthless.
Alec Christy

Her alliance is blindsided.

And Jon is not pleased.
Jon Misch

Later Alec! Hate to say it but you won’t be missed.
Alec Christy

Don’t forget to check out Reed and Alec at PONDEROSA!

Check out the standings here –
Survivor Fantasy League Scorecard Episodes 11

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Survivor 29, Episode 10: “You gotta risk it to get the biscuit”

This week on Survivor…

Natalie misses Jeremy.
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At the reward challenge Jeff informs the contestants that they will be playing for a chance to be ambassadors of goodwill for the day and deliver baseball gear to kids who love the sport but are in need of equipment.
kid baseball
They will also be enjoying some ballpark food…

Hotdogs!
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Hamburgers!

And carmel corn!

They did a schoolyard pick for teams, which looked fair, NOT.
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But to my surprise, the challenge was super close until Wes had to use a key to open the puzzle. #challengefail
Wes

And then Missy tried…
Missy

During the blue team key debacle, the yellow team dominated the puzzle and pulled away with the win!

Baylor ugly cried.

Reed gave up his reward to Missy.

Missy ugly cried.
MIssy

And then they sent bitter Wes to Exile.

At the reward, the kids are super excited to see Missy, Jaclyn, Jon and Alec.

Other than this kid who wanted nothing to do with Missy.

And then they sat down and had a picnic while Jon fed the kids.
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This happened.

Back at camp, the losers split up. Reed tries to explain game play to Keith.

While Natalie and Baylor look for the idol.

At the immunity challenge, the contestants had to stand like this for as long as they could.
Immunity

While Jeff tempted them with candy…

All Wes wanted was a donut burger…. OMG, this is a real thing!
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John quits and takes the half eaten candy.
Jon immunity

Jaclyn & Baylor drop for some chocolate chip cookies and milk.
Cookies and Milk

Wes jumps off the cross for some wings and beer.

I am so glad you asked that Jeff.  I did a little research on the matter and here is what I found out.

  • Youngstown State University holds an annual Chick-Fil-A nugget eating contest in October. The contest takes place at 5a-7a in the morning! Weirdos.
  • Most of the annual nugget eating contests are rib nuggets, not chicken. Although I did come across this one from 2011.  Sadly, the annual challenge never took place or was not filmed in 2012.

Wes continues to entertain Jeff and brings up his cameo on Two and a Half Men. Wes’s favorite show.

Natalie spits on herself.
Natalie Anderson

And then drops off for this. I don’t blame her. Reed wasn’t budging.
Pizza

Reed wins immunity.
Reed

Back at camp there was a lot of strategizing. Unfortunately, there was a lot of talk going on at tribal. 2 idols were played.

And Wes was voted out.

Don’t forget to check the Survivor Fantasy League Standings here – Scorecard 11/16

Survivor Season 29, Episode 4: “Ladies Man”

This week on Survivor….
JON

Jon made some adjustments to his outfit.
Jon

After last week’s #blindside, Julie was shocked.

But her tribe was ecstatic.

The two tribes will be playing for comfort
Reward Challenge

Or campfire food!

Sausage!

Popcorn!
Josh and Jaclyn

And Smores!

Jon and Jaclyn battle it out in the arena and Jon pulls out the win!

Sending his lover to Exile.
Jaclyn

With the self proclaimed ladies man, Drew.
Drew

You know what my definition of cute is? THIS.

At Exile, Drew is not looking to hook up with his buddies girl.
drew

He would rather pretend he is Jeff Probst.

Too bad he will never come close to being as bad ass as Jeff Probst. (Sorry for the quality of this picture. It is the only one I could find)
JeffProbst

Back at camp, Keith found the idol.

Drew and Jaclyn return from Exile

Where Drew told Jaclyn he was going to throw the challenge

Mission accomplished. Coyopa wins!
Coyopa Wins

Everyone on Hunahpu is scrambling. The men are all over the place. Jon wants Julie out.
Julie

Jeremy wants Keith out.
Keith

And Drew is gung-ho on getting rid of Kelley.

The girls decide to target Drew because he is super arrogant and annoying.

Mission accomplished. Later dude.

I will try to get this weeks blog post finished this weekend. Until then…..

Check out the standings here Survivor-10-15-14