Episode 1 of Survivor Worlds Apart did not disappoint. We have some big personalities this season.
White Collar.
No Collar.
Blue Collar.
Jeff opens up the premiere in the middle of the ocean….
And then teleports himself to the beach.
To greet the new castaways!
Jeff asks each tribe to choose 2 people to represent their tribe
The chosen ones have to choose between honesty (which gets them a “large” bag of beans) and deceit (which will get them a clue to the hidden immunity idol).
The Blue Collar & No Collar tribe members chose honesty!
And the White Collar chose deceit.
And attempted to lie to the other members of their tribe.
And no one believed them.
At the Blue Collar camp, Mike wanted some protein and decided to eat a scorpion.
That didn’t work out..
I’m not sure why he threw up, he blew the sand off of it?!?!??!
Vince and Jen went to get water and Vince got really real with her.
I am sure Jen could figure out a way to break that bond.
And then he sniffs her…. Classic Vince.
Over at the Blue Collar camp, Dan is starting to get under peoples skin so he decides to take a walk with Mike…. And bares it all…
At No Collar, Jen is crushing on Joe
Don’t worry, Vince gets to the bottom of it…
After Jen deflects the crazy, Vince goes in for the kill..
And then he hugs her for :15 seconds… :14 seconds too long…
At White Collar, So & Joaquin head out to find the idol. But Carolyn is onto them and beats them to it.
At the immunity challenge Jeff reveals the Immunity Idol.
In addition to the immunity idol the tribes are playing for a massive fire making kit.
The challenge started off with a bang…
Going into the puzzle No Collar and White collar were neck and neck. But White Collar chose the wrong puzzle or puzzle person…
And No Collar pulled out the win!
Blue Collar came from behind and took second place.
That means White Collar is going to tribal.
Jeff welcomes the White Collar tribe to their first tribal.
So and Carolyn are both on the chopping block and get into a verbal altercation with one another. CATFIGHT!!
Jeff asks Max how he is feeling before the vote. Max thanks the Survivor gods for giving him exactly what he wanted.
WRONG…
So gets voted out.
That means Cherilyn stays! I mean Carolyn…
Here are the fantasy league draft results:
Allison: Vince & Rodney
James: Max & Lindsey
Hooper: Kelly & Dan
Heater: Joe & Shirin
Shorty: Joaquin & So Kim
Paul: Sierra & Tyler
Nicole: Carolyn & Jen
Jwill: Hali & Mike
Mike & Wife: Will & Nina
Survivor Fantasy Scorecard Episode 1: This, along with the episode 2 scorecard, will be posted this weekend. Stay tuned.
Enjoy tomorrow nights episode! Looking forward to it!
While I was perusing the Survivor Worlds Apart photos I came across this? WHAT IS THIS???
I guess we will find out TONIGHT on the SEASON PREMIERE!!!!
Here are the fantasy league rules for Season 30, Worlds Apart!
Sits out reward/immunity challenge: -5 points
Adds flare to the ballot: -5 points
Quits the game: -10
Says the word “blindside”: 2 points
Retrieves tree mail and/or reads tree mail to the tribe: 3 points
Cries: 5 points
Steals or hides food: 5 points
Mentions a former contestant: 5 points
Receives hidden immunity idol from another player: 5 points
Gives up reward to another player: 5 points
Makes a catty exit speech: 5 points
Quits reward/immunity challenge for food: 5 points
Gives another player their hidden or individual immunity idol: 5 points
Wins group immunity and/or reward challenge: 5 points
Wins individual rewards challenge: 7 points
Wins individual immunity challenge: 10 points
Receives medical attention: 10 points
Names merged tribe: 10 points
Gets into a verbal altercation with another player: 10 points
Finds hidden immunity idol: 10 points
Makes it to the finale: 10 points
Makes fake immunity idol: 15 points
Hooks up with another contestant: 15 points
Medically evacuated from the game: 25 points
2nd place: 25 points
Is named the sole survivor: 50 points
If you want to download the Season 30 Worlds Apart draft package please CLICK HERE
Check out the cast!
P.S. I found out a little more dirt on Vince. He runs Coconut Caravan in Santa Monica!!
“A small band of gypsies acquired The Arch Of The Covenant (a chest said to contain the most powerful energy in the cosmos). They then traveled the world in search of the magic needed to open it, and when they finally did, they found it to be forever full of fresh green coconuts. Coconuts, full of everything the human body needs. Vitamins, minerals, saccharides, lipids, and protein. All in natures most bioavailable form.”
The Bachelor was 5 hours this week. 5 freaking hours?!?!?! A little unnecessary? Maybe. But did I still enjoy every minute of it?
Well, to be honest, I fast forwarded thru Chris Harrison’s interview with Kelsey and #SoulesMates and went straight to the interview with Andi.
As all of you know, Andi and Josh broke up 2 days after The Bachelor “Red Carpet” event back in January. The rumor is that Josh cheated on Andi. Let’s leave it to Chris Harrison to get to the bottom of this.
I don’t think this is how someone reacts when it is a “mutual” breakup. She is clearly distraught.
Hey Josh…
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On Sunday, Megan decided to talk to Chris about their connection. They had a mutual agreement (unlike Andi and Josh) that their connection wasn’t as strong as some of the other ladies. Megan went home…
With Megan gone, all of my draft picks have been eliminated.
After Megan left the scene of the crime, Chris called off the rose ceremony.
And informed the gals that they are heading to IOWA!!!
At that moment Carly realized she is not going home…
ABC put the ladies up in a hotel in Des Moines, 2 1/2 hours away from Chris’s home town…
Welcome to Iowa ladies! Can we talk about Britt’s outfit?
The first date card arrives. Jade gets the first one-on-one date.
AND she is going to Arlington!
Arlington must have really missed Chris. They went all out for his homecoming.
Jade finally arrives after her 3 hour drive! Gorgeous!
Chris takes Jade downtown to show her around.
While Jade is living it up in Arlington, the second date card arrives and it has Whitney’s name on it.
Sorry Whitney, Jade is the only one that will meet the parents….
But that is about the only thing Jade got to do in Arlington. Well I guess she did get to go to a high school football game.
Moving on… Chris and Whitney’s date kicked off with a cheesy photo shoot (Chris really loves himself some photo shoots).
Instead of sitting around the hotel, the ladies decide to go on a secret mission to Arlington.
This was the only human in sight.
The human told them the nearest restaurant was an hour away. WRONG. Pizza Slut is only 21 miles away in Oelwein, IA. Dreams do come true.
Nothing much happened on Whitney’s date. She got to meet his friends and then Chris had a surprise for her.
The group date card arrives. The ladies are shocked when Kaitlyn doesn’t get the one-on-one.
On the group date, Chris takes the ladies ice skating.
Carly tells Chris that Britt is fake. She also told him what Britt really thought of Arlington.
But then Britt came home and told Jade the exact opposite.
Adam takes advice from Jay on how to pick up Avery at the bar.
Sorry about your bad luck Adam, Avery has a boyfriend?!?!?!?
She has been crying over this guy the whole season AND SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND??? That won’t last long…
At the challenge, the guys had to hold up 300 lbs of concrete while the women had to memorize the puzzle underneath.
And then they had to run up the mountain to recreate the puzzle.
They had to repeat the above until they solve the puzzle.
Wes feels like a piece of meat. “They are only using me for my….
Jordan gets frustrated with Sarah.
Your wish is my command.
Wes and Theresa win, AGAIN!
By the looks of Zach and Jonna’s board, they are the clear losers.
WRONG, Brittany and Adam lose.
At first I was super thrilled for these fools when they got pizza at the power couples dinner but after the 6th time I no longer care. But I do care about Theresa’s bright pink drink….
Wes and Theresa decided to throw in Johnny and Avery because because of Johnny’s alliance with this dude.
At the Dome, the teams have to stack up crates, get on top of them and ring the bell. Seems simple, right?
Clearly this should give Avery and Johnny a huge advantage. But Johnny is the slowest…
This gives Adam and Brittany the opportunity to catch up. And the winner is….
I really hope Johnny and Avery win the dome and come back and terrorize Wes and Theresa.
This week on The Bachelor… Kelsey is still on the floor.
During her panic attack or ploy to get more alone time she asks Dr. Diane to get Chris. When he arrives, he tells her she looks great and gives her a pity kiss.
Ashley I. thinks Kelsey is a phony.
Samantha doesn’t have much to say about the situation or any situation ever.
Just a reminder, going into the rose ceremony, Britt, Carly and Whitney already have roses.
Ashley I. is on the verge of a breakdown. She is scared her story isn’t sad enough to deserve a rose.
Well don’t worry Ashley you are sadder than Makenzie and Samantha. Who are sent home by foot.
Kaitlyn is steamed he didn’t send Kelsey home.
After the rose ceremony, the girls jump on a plane and head to Deadwood, SD to meet the man of their dreams.
They arrive at their destination….
This week there will be a one-on-one, a group date and the dreaded two-on-one date.
Becca gets the one-on-one date.
They rode horses, sat by a campfire and heated up some meat on a stick. Let’s just say it was….
In the meantime, back at the Holiday Inn, the girls confront Kelsey about her being one way with Chris and one way with the woman.
The group date card arrives and reveals who will be on the two-on-one.
Kelsey and Ashley I.!!!!!! This couldn’t have worked out better!!!
On the group date, Chris takes the girls to Old Style Saloon #10. Where they are introduced to Big & Rich! If you are anything like me you are asking yourself “Who the hell is Big & Rich”. This should help.
Big & Rich are there to help the girls write a love song to Chris. But it looks like Britt and Megan have a different plan.
The only girl that wasn’t brutal on the mic was cruise ship singer Carly who of course nailed it.
Meanwhile, the two-on-one date card arrives. It says “Two girls, one rose, one stays, one goes. Let’s have good times in the…..”
Back at the group date, Chris takes Britt away from the wolf pack to give her a surprise.
After their hour long rendezvous, they return to this…
And this..
The next day Ashley I. is ready to take on Kelsey.
Chris takes the women to this beautiful locale.
Where they cozy up on this lovely canopy bed.
After the group bed session, Chris was attacked by Ashley I. on this dirt mound.
After she is done making out with his non-existent upper lip, she tells him what the girls think of Kelsey.
5 minutes later, Chris tells Kelsey what Ashley I. had to say about her.
And then shit got real.
Kelsey confronts Ashley.
“Sorry I am not from Pleasantville,
I am from freakin’ 2014″ ~ Ashley I.
After their verbal altercation, Ashley I. went running to Chris, who could care less.
Chris turns around and dumps her on the spot. He said he didn’t think she would like his lifestyle.
Ashely I. just dissed his #1.
After Chris kicks Ashley I. to the curb,
production picks her bag up at the house.
I am sure she had more than one bag. Her bobby pins alone would need a full size suitcase.
Kelsey see’s Ashley’s breakdown and assumes she has it in the bag.
Sorry for your bad luck Kelsey, you are heading home too.
With Kelsey gone, the only girl I have left in the game is Megan and by the looks of the previews (thanks ABC), she is getting the boot before hometowns.
Enjoy the back to back nights of The Bachelor! I know I will!!!!
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