The Bachelorette, Episode 6: Do You Fart in Public? 

Welcome to Venice boys!!

Andi meets the men on shore…

And tells them that the first one-on-one date will start immediately! Cody is excited because he is the only one that hasn’t had a one-on-one. But instead Andi picks her man Nick!

While Nick and Andi float down the canals of Venice, the guys arrive at the Abano Grand Hotel. Cody, his tank top and Chris sit down to have a heart to heart about Nick getting the one-on-one date.

Can’t get more romantic than this…

Back at the house, the group date card arrives!! And Cody finds out he gets the next one-on-one date!!

Nick apologizes to Andi for being such an ass on their last group date. They kiss and make up.

The lady of the night shows up for the evening portion of the date…

They drink, eat and Nick gets the rose.

ABC is really pushing the private concert this year. Before Nick heads back to the pad, he and Andi are serenaded while wearing these.

The group date arrives and this was the most exciting/creepy thing that happened.

The men took a lie detector test, don’t care.

Josh seemed worried. But no worries Josh, Andi will never know what you lied about… Seems like a waste of time to me.
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Back at the hotel, Cody and Nick are having a man date at the spa

While Andi is doing a lot of this…



Butt grab

Chris, her secret admirer, gets the group date rose!

Andi chose to wear this ill-fitted skort on her date with Cody, the pet dog.
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The first part of their date they read letters written from sad saps around the world looking for love advice. And then they got to respond to some of the love letters.

Later that night, Cody, the pet dog, showed up in this deep v/blazer combo

And wrote his own love letter to Andi.  He also had a “few” more words for her…





Cody went home in a mini van.  Don’t be sad, you will soon be living it up on Bachelor in Paradise!!!!!

And then this happened.

At the rose ceremony, Dylan didn’t go home????
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And JJ did 😦  Please check out JJ on Vine!!Screen Shot 2014-06-25 at 4.40.10 PM

Unfortunately, this eliminates me from the competition and moves me to last place.  Thanks for nothing JJ, Tacos and Nick S. Check out the standings here – The Bachelorette Scorecard 6/23

Do you fart in public? These guys do!

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The Bachelorette Episode 5: Part 2

We will pick right up with Brian’s one-on-one date. Andi takes Brian to a “movie theater” to see “The Hundred Foot Journey”. Nice plug ABC. The movie looks pretty bad though.

Apparently Brian loves movies and said this is the perfect date for him. I would not want to spend the only 4 hours that I get per week sitting in a theater not talking to my maybe lover.
Movie Date

After the movie, Andi and Brian hit the streets of Marseille to get some ingredients to make dinner. Unfortunately, Brian does not like to cook. He is so out of his comfort zone that the date turns awkward.

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After they botched the dinner, they decided to go out to grab a bite. Brian turned things around and got the rose.

Andi shows up at the cocktail party looking like Princess Elsa
Elsa

The guys are excited to get some alone time with Andi

but Andi tells Chris she wants to forgo the cocktail party and is ready to get rid of 3 more guys.

Bye Bye Alex

Patrick, we wont remember your name by Men Tell All

And Marquel, your style and sense of humor will be missed

Next stop, Venice!!!!Cheers
Venice

The Bachelorette, Episode 5: “Mr. Thankful”

This week on the Bachelorette, Andi and the men are in Marseille, France

Josh gets the first one-on-one date
Date Card

Before her date with Josh, Andi sits down with Chris Harrison to discuss his sweater turtleneck blazer combo.


After their talk, Chris goes home to change and Andi takes her first lover Josh on a boat ride

Back at the ranch, the men received the group date card…. And it is blank….

Josh and Andi arrive at their destination??? This random bench….

Then the two kids from Atlanta had dinner and Josh got a rose.
Rose

But wait, their date doesn’t end their. They walked out of the castle to a private concert by Ben Fields.

Josh loves it

And so does Chris Harrison

Next up, the group date!! Where this creepster will be their mime instructor!!

Ok men, show us what you got

Marcus is nervous

But why? This looks fun to me..

But not to Nick
Salt Nick

Back at the pad, Brian’s date card arrives

After the men are done miming they go out to grab a few drinks and have some deep discussions WITH EACH OTHER…

The men are jealous of Nick and have a few choice words to say to him.

They also informed Andi about the drama in the house. But Nick wrote and read Andi a poem
Love Poem

and all of the words the other men had told her were lost and then they started making out.

Earlier in the week JJ told Marquel that Andrew was a racist. Marquel, like the gentlemen that he is, addressed Andrew in a respectful manner when he should have just punched him in the face.
punch

JJ got the group date rose for noticing her during the group date…
Group rose

To Be Continued…….

The Bachelorette Scorecard 6/16

The Challenge Free Agents, Episode 10: Frenemies

First, I would like to apologize to everyone who reads this blog (and by everyone, I mean Nicoel) for not recapping last week’s episode. The only thing significant that happened is that Cara Maria hurt her hand in the elimination round and was sent to The Challenge Doctor, the best job on the payroll.
Cara

At the beginning of this weeks episode, Cara Maria returned from an exhausting night in the hospital. She is literally welcomed back with open arms by CT.

Unfortunately for her, she fractured her hand.
Ouch

In the last episode, Cara and Laurel got into a fight because Laurel is a b*tch.  Laurel decided to man up and talk to Cara about it.  All Cara wanted was an apology.  To bad Cara.

At the challenge, TJ tells Cara that The Challenge doctors will allow her to compete if she takes full responsibility for her bunk arm.

During the challenge, a few people struggled to get thru the lagoon

And a few people struggled to solve the puzzle

Johnny Banana’s and Nany “the 2 most unlikely puzzle people” complete the puzzle first and win the challenge!!!


After the challenge, they don’t go to their favorite hot spot Moby Dick’s, instead they go to Baby Gouda.
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Where Johnny Bananas falls in love with this guy

The next day Johnny B and Nany deiced to throw CT and Cara into the elimination.
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Even TJ is shocked by the vote

At the draw, Leroy flips the kill card

And Devyn flips the blank card, sending Laurel into elimination against her “best friend” Cara

To Be Continued….. And now we wait…..

The Bachelorette Updated Fantasy League Scorecard

As promised, here is the updated scorecard from the cocktail party and rose ceremony that we missed on 6/2 ~ The Bachelorette Scorecard

In other Bachelorette news, Emily Maynard tied the knot this past weekend! People reported that they invited 200 of their closest friends to an engagement party at the family farm and had a surprise wedding!
Emily Maynard

I am sure her previous suiters are crushed by this news….
Brad

Jeff

Have a great weekend!!!

The Bachelorette Episode 4: Poker Face

Welcome to Connecticut boys!

ABC forget to mention that the Mohegan Sun Resort is also a CASINO. Road trip anyone???

Dylan gets the first one-on-one date

Andi takes Dylan on a steam train ride (is that what the kids are calling it these days)

thru the beautiful hills of Conneticut (right in Dylan’s backyard).  Isn’t Dylan from Massachusetts?  And the beautiful landscape is pretty dismal if you ask me.  I am trying to forget about this past winter ABC….
Steam Train

At the house the group date card arrives. Everyone but Marcus is on it.
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Which means Marcus gets the next one-on-one

Back on the train, Dylan opens up to Andi about the loss of his two siblings.
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Andi gave Dylan the rose for opening up. All Andi wanted to do was hug him, but to me it looked like all Dylan wanted to do was get away from her.

The group date takes place on the basketball court

with a friendly game of hoops. Against a few WNBA players.
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The men put up a pretty poor showing

After they were destroyed by the women, they had to compete for some extra time with Andi.  If they lose they..

Team 1 – The Rosebuds, coached by Brian, the high school basketball coach
Coach Brian

Team 2 – The Five Hearts, coached by no-one, with homemade jerseys… ABC, would this have put you over budget?

The Rosebuds destroy the Five of Hearts

Rosebuds



After the men, and Andi, had time to freshen up, they met in the casino lounge for some cocktails. Brian grabbed Andi and took her back to the court to show her more of his moves.

Brian, the MVP, got the group rose

Marcus has the next one-on-one date. Andi takes him repelling off the side of a 30 story building. BUT WAIT, they are both scared of heights! Shocker, ABC. I feel like they do this every season….
repelling

Don’t worry the men will be there to comfort you half way down, by pounding on the glass.

Andi and Marcus conquered their fear!

At dinner they had a deep conversation…

And Marcus got the rose
Marcus

But before their date ended, Andi surprisee Marcus with a concert where they have to dance awkwardly on a stage in front of a large group of people. This is when Marcus tells Andi that he is falling in love with her. I would be falling in love with her too if she got my favorite band to perform for me at a casino.

At the cocktail party, Brian once again grabs Andi and whisks her away to the bball court but this time he has something else on his mind.

After they return from making out, Eric grabbed Andi and to have a talk. He told her that he came here to meet a person, not a tv actress (BOOM).

Needless to say, Eric was sent home… In a yellow cab…

Nick comforted Andi…

Tacos, Andrew and Josh are mad they didn’t think of that first..

Unfortunately for me, another one of my draft pics got sent home. Check you later Tacos.

PS I will be updating the scorecard to include the missed cocktail party and rose ceremony that they showed this past Monday. Check back soon!

Goodnight

The Bachelorette Episode 3: Right Reasons

The 2 day Bachelorette event kicked off in Santa Barbara, The American Riviera, or as most of us know it, Katy Perry’s hometown.
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Nick got the first one-on-one date
Date Card

While Nick and Andi were bike riding & hiking thru Santa Barbara, these two guys were having a shirtless discussion about how they think Nick has a 50/50 shot of returning from his date.
Deep Conversation

Hiking with wine is my kind of hiking.

At dinner Nick tells Andi that he was engaged

Nik gets the rose. In your face Marcus and Andrew.
Rose

The group date card arrives
Group date card

Cody dressed up for the occasion
Cody

The guys find out they are going to be singing with Boyz to Men

Boyz to Men

In front of a live audience

They have the dance moves down

But the singing portion can’t be helped

Don’t worry, Bradley saved the day with his moves

Back at the mansion, the date card arrives and JJ gets the next one-on-one date with Andi!!
Date Card

Andi makes out with Marcus

and Josh on the group date.

I guess we know who is the better kisser. Josh gets the rose.

Pantosaurus’s date is up next!
JJ

Andi and JJ were turned into 2 old people for the day
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and were let loose on the streets of Santa Barbara

And JJ stole his first kiss on the tire swing

They had dinner and he got the rose.
JJ

During Andi and JJ’s date, Ron found out that his best friend past away and he pulled himself from the show.  Super sad exit.  It’s ok Ron, Juliet Litman (Grantland.com) is waiting for you when you are ready to date again.
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The Men and Andi cheers to Ron to kick off the cocktail party

While Andi was talking to Eric, she had flowers delivered to her by one of the men

and it wasn’t Eric, that’s awkward. It was Nick!
Love Letter

And she is smitten

JJ pulls Josh aside and tells him that Andrew got a ladies number while they were at a restaurant
Deep Convo

So they confronted Andrew about the situation. They are just concerned that he is not there for the “right reasons”

At the rose ceremony Brett and Bradley were sent home.

Why does she have to hold the rose like this? It drives me insane.
Don't drop that rose

Check out where you rank in the fantasy league standings. Please note the scorecard is for both Sunday and Monday nights episodes ~The Bachelorette Scorecard

Since The Bachelorette will not be shown this Monday night, due to a Hilary Clinton interview (don’t care), I will recap last Monday’s episode (6/2) this upcoming week.
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